So, I saw this woman trying to walk and talk on her cell phone at the same time. She was slinging her other arm around, rotating her neck, twirling the phone, and kicking one or the other leg out as she walked up a driveway. Actually, she wandered all over it.Then she got in her car still talking on it, and I thought this is going to be fun… I think I will follow her. Then I said to myself, “What is wrong with you? “Sit your dumb butt right here until she has had plenty of time to either kill herself or disappear over the horizon! Being a witness or a victim would mess up your whole day” So I did. I had a friend once who couldn’t talk without waving his arms around. This was back in the 60’s when I had two walls of those lovely gold veined mirror tile. We discovered he also couldn’t talk in my living room because as soon as he saw himself and his waving arms, he forgot what he was saying. He lost both arms and has never spoken another word since. “You just had to end with a lie didn’t you, Dumbo?”
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 21:56:08 +0000
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