So Im doing my thing and I see this little putz jive walking down - TopicsExpress



          

So Im doing my thing and I see this little putz jive walking down the aisle with a half case of beer and I know hes tried to lift from us before and I start following him and sure enough he button hooks for the front entrance and I start following him out going sir! sir! excuse me sir and then I lose my patience and starting channeling the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket and I yell EXCUSE ME SIR! and the putz finally stops and I asked him to see his receipt and he pretends to look for it and says he doesnt have one and just hands me the beer and walks away and I turn to go back in and theres this huge crowd in the door watching me and some old guy is saying remind me not to mess with that guy. Rock me Amadeus.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 02:33:19 +0000

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