So Ive been teaching myself to eat healthier foods over the past week, and if theres one thing Ive learned about you healthy-types, its that I can look at any one of you and say Hey...I bet you poop a lot. I bet you poop at least three times more than somebody who eats crappy food. Your relationship with the toilet bowl is probably WAY more intimate than somebody who only stops in recreationally. No, you sit on that thing to cleanse. Man, you poop SO MUCH. Stop pooping!...Kidding, you should keep eating healthy and pooping. But take it in moderation, lest thou asshole get rug burn-eth.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 03:37:39 +0000
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