So, Whitney and I have come up with an idea. We were talking about how Black Friday began at 8pm on Thanksgiving two years ago. This year, it starts at 6pm. Ponder this. Now, contemplate the week or so before Halloween when you could look down the aisle and see Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas displays all in one shot. You know where America is going? Ill tell you where. In another 50 years well have a new holiday mascot. The Hallo-Thanksmas New Years Valentines Groundhog Bunny who sports a big white beard, laughs like Santa Claus, wears red white and blue clothing with a green white and red hat, is a black/irish hermaphrodite of Latino descent and who has kids. Bam!! And now we have the embodiment of Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, New Years, Valentines, Easter, Groundhog Day, St. Patricks Day, Cinco de Mayo, Independence Day, Black History Month, Mothers Day AND Fathers Day. And well celebrate this monster on December 21st. To commemorate the end of the Mayan Calendar.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 03:08:46 +0000
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