So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, What are these clocks for? St. Peter replies, These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresas clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice. The man then asks, So where is George Bushs clock? St. Peter replies, Oh, that is in Jesus office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 20:47:33 +0000
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