So a man who was travelling decided to got to the bar in a town he was visiting. The bartender decides to tell the man about the Bar Challenge. He tells the man that in order to win a good chunk of money, the man must: 1. Drink a whole bottle of Vodka oin the spot 2. Go out back of the bar, and remove the sore tooth of the stray, rabid dog that wanders around there And 3. Go to the upper floor of the bar, and take the virginity of a 90-year old woman who stays there. The man decides to have a few drinks on it, gets fairly runk, and agrees. He chugs the bottle of vodka, and gets absolutely HAMMERED. He asks the bartender “wuht was the next shallenge?” The bartender laughs a bit and points to the back door and says “The dog, remember?” So the man goes outside and the bartender hears barking, screaming, chewing, and all sorts of terrible things. Then he hears the man grunting and the dog screaming, and then whimpering. The man comes back into the bar, COVERED in blood, sweat, and dirt. He has cuts all throughout his body. He goes to the bartender and says “OKAY! I’ve taken care of the dog, now where’s the Old Lady with the Sore Tooth?!” lmao first time i heard this joke sorry if its too long people
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 21:34:30 +0000
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