So am sort of caught in the middle JOKE: Ejiro is in court. The Judge says, you are accused of hitting your wife with a hammer, how do you plead? Guilty, Ejiro replied. At this point Akpors sitting at the back of the court stood up and shouted You wicked bastard! The surprised Judge asked him to sit down and to refrain from making noise in court. The Judge continued ..... and that you also hit your son with a hammer a week later, how do you plead? Guilty, Ejiro replied. Again Akpors stood up and shouted even louder, You dirty rotten devilish wicked bastard! At this point the Judge could not take it anymore so he called Akpors to the bench and said, I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. By the way, what relationship do you have with this man? AKPORS: Sorry oga Judge, I just dey vex. The fool na my neighbour for yard. JUDGE: I can understand your feelings then, you were close to the victims and feel sorry for them. AKPORS: NO, your Honor, you no understand. I don go to borrow hammer 4 times, 4 good times from Ejiro, and the fool lie say in no get, now God don catch am. Oya wetin in dey use nack in family dem up and down ehn, tell me? Wicked foolish man! Morning friends
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 08:08:33 +0000
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