So apparently the lovely God hates fags folks from Westboro Baptist Church will be picketing the Texas Tech/Baylor and OKST/Texas football games today. I wish I could be there, because Ive always wanted to ask them something. If God hates fags so much, why hasnt there been more smiting? If God actually looked at all the fags He made with His own two hands and decided that He hated them all, surely a few hundred thousand well placed lightning strikes, or a 10.5 earthquake in San Francisco, or a flood at a Cher concert would get His point across much better than hiring a bunch of socially inept troll-like Midwestern neanderthals to stand around waving day-glo colored pickets signs. Or youd think that at least He would make them (the fags, I mean) sad and miserable, or cause them to grow horns, or fangs, or break out in hideous festering boils, or something like that, to scare away the children that they are always trying to indoctrinate. But instead, when I look at all the people that I love who also happen to be gay (fags, if you will), I see people who are more happy, charitable, genuine, and comfortable in their own skin than many straight people I know (i.e. people who are not fags). And speaking of skin, have you SEEN their skin? It is freaking exquisite! Not a boil or blemish to be found. (and again, for claritys sake, in this context when I say their skin Im talking about the fags, not the Westboro people, whose skin is no doubt pocked and leathery from all the righteous truth that has been beaten into them since they were old enough to breathe.) And there seems to be way more in the New Testament about not being a judgmental, hateful asshole than there is about not being a fag. So I think maybe, if He hates anybody, God hates the God-Hates-Fags clan way more than God hates fags. Just sayin.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 18:34:24 +0000
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