So i had this dream that i was on a plane going to the moon and some person handed me this baby and i was like, this isnt my baby.... I dont have babies. And she was like, its not mine either, but someone left it here so you have to take care of it. So, because i am an aunt and used to be a most excellent day care worker, i put the baby to sleep and strapped her into my seat. Then i got up and walked to the planes fridge to get some food for when the baby woke up.(refried beans was all they had) but when i got back to the seat the girl sitting behind me had STOLEN MY BABY. and i started freaking out and then she started shaking the baby and trying to wake her up and i was like, literally about to go insane on this girl and i was telling her to stop because we werent to the moon yet and i didnt want a cranky baby on the plane and she WOULDNT LISTEN TO ME AND THE BABY WOKE UP AND STARTED SCREAMING andthen that girl tried to hand the baby back to me and i was like, no. Its your problem now. And i sat down in my seat and enjoyed my trip to the moon.........but then secretly when we got back to earth i stole this souvenir photo of me and the baby. O.O
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 16:20:42 +0000