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So in an outrageous display of Pregnancy Brain, I left the oven on ALL NIGHT. Guess I felt like I shouldnt be the only one baking something 24/7. Other incidents of P.B. over the last five months include (but are not limited to: Referring to my expanding bust as my vegetables (in response to Sean asking me how I was feeling I replied, My vegetables hurt.) Putting three pieces of bread in the microwave to toast. (We have no toaster so we use the ovens broiler setting instead. Not sure why I thought the microwave was going to turn my bread into toast, however.) Getting through an entire day running errands and then suddenly realizing that my shirt had been on inside-out the whole time. So had my underwear. And one of my socks. When pregnant, I tend to suffer from bouts of aphasia. One night Sean was giving me grief about that, repeatedly brining up the vegetables remark. Trying desperately to explain about my aphasia, I finally managed to say the following: Its just some pregnancy induced euphoria. Sean now asks me how euphoric Im feeling several times a week.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 14:33:33 +0000

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