So last night I learnt the harsh reality of cheese before bedtime. Crazy, crazy dream. It all started on the day of Pride. We were being invaded by Gayliens. I remember being in a room with Adrienne and closing all of the blinds so that the aliens wouldnt eat us. We survived, few didnt. The plan was to go to Heaven to dance to some cheesy pop but no one made it that far. On the route to Heaven I was with Rikku, he was just telling me about a new STI clinic that had opened around the corner. At this point the girl next to him shouted I am getting my period. An unhealthy amount of blood then evacuated her loins. Rik was then eaten by the aliens attracted to the whores female fluids. To be fair, I have always imagined that Riks last words to me before he died would be something of this nature. Then came a next chapter. Those who survived; Andy Laura Rachel Adrienne and a few others were held up in a camp disguised as the aliens, with a few as allies to assist in our survival. They aliens were kind of like blue furry bunnies, so obviously we were all dressed in this attire and dancing around a fire. Can someone please forward this onto Steven Spielberg, it needs to be a reality.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Mar 2014 12:57:47 +0000
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