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So last night I was talking to a friend when her baby stuck her hand in her mommys wine. And then being the jackass that I am, I said, Now just teach her to put her hand in her mouth and shell sleep great tonight. I mean I was TOTALLY kidding but apparently her baby was old enough to understand and whats the first thing she did? Put her hand in her mouth. Whoopsies! Dear Friend, Im sorry its kinda my fault your baby got drunk last night. Dear Friend, Youre welcome for giving you an awesome night sleep.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 17:52:49 +0000

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