So last night the bus I joined had passengers for Umahia, Uyo and Calabar. After dropping Umahia and uyo passengers, we were two of us left for Calabar...one lady and I. Suddenly this lady farted in this bus o! Air tight A.C bus o! With just me and her at the back. The driver and one other guy was at the front with their windows down. I swallowed this odour in good fate for the respect I have for people. Then this lady farted again. That was when I lost it! Me Wey don eat akwa ogazi and banana and viju milk. Been holding my own fart in since so I wont cuz any purple faces. That was how my own fart started naa... And it kept coming! From Uyo to Calabar which was about 2hours due to the bad road, I paid the lady in her own coin and Im sure she didnt complain because she started it. Lmao. I had no pity! For christs sake Ive been wanting to expel those fart for a while and she just started a farting spree, looooool. Im sure her face turned green, just that it was too dark for me to see. Lmao. Even before I drop at Udukpani, I dropped a last donation and left with a long smile. Lmao
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 06:48:43 +0000
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