So picture the scene, Everyone is in bed blissfully unaware of the chaos, I awaken to a banging and a clattering noise coming from the back door, I walk into the spare room, I can see two shadows on the wall reflected from the outside lights, fearing that someone is trying there luck and breaking in. I don my dressing gown, and grab my 4ft Red Wood Martial Arts Jo Staff from the cupboard, and sneak downstairs lights off, ready to face the buggers outside. I carefully open the front door to find the side gate open, and all ninja like barefooted sneak around the side of the house, Jo Staff and the ready, Heart Pumping, remembering everything I have been learned in the last 18 months from my twice weekly Aikido Martial arts lessons. I slip around the corner of the house to find two dog toys deposited on the backstep by Lilly Gracie Mai in their usual carefree manner being blown around the garden and hitting the back door, The shadows are courtesy of next doors tree being blown about in the wind. So now its quarter past stupid hr, I am all pumped and wide awake and feel like somewhat of a prat, after being scarred stupid, by A Toy Snake and a Frigging Stuffed Meerkat...
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 02:20:27 +0000