So, the summer movies with only a few notable exceptions left you with a wanting for something more? And youve used up that booklet of movie passes Aunt Martha (You know, the one with the mole that sits in the middle of her forehead like the proverbial third eye) gave you for St. Swithin’s day? Are you bewashed and besotted with visions of Zombies dancing across your Rent-A -Center 42” flat screen portal into the hell of Cable (or Dish) TV? Well, dry your armpits! (Please, really do that. Those stains look like a Rorschach test denoting Hamster buggery). “Why?” You ask? Because… THE “BUBBA THE REDNECK WEREWOLF”® MOVIE IS COMING TO TOWN!! That town is Orlando, Florida. (The land of Theme parks and bad driving) The place: SPOOKY EMPIRE 2014 (The hard partying craziest damn Horror convention in these bloody United States!) at the Double Tree hotel across from Universal Resorts Orlando theme park and endless line farm. The time: October 25th at 9 PM in the main ballroom The gracious and way too nice owners of the show, Petey and Gina Mongelli, are making this happen just for all of you Spooky Empire attendees! All PAID attendees are invited to attend this exclusive free showing of the film that will launch a thousand laughs, groans and barf bags. There will be a Q and A panel to follow and at least a dozen bail bonds and lawsuits to follow after that fiasco rolls into you guys like pins scattered by a two ton bowling ball. The showing is FREE with your Spooky Empire admission (ALL paid passes count!) We will try to seat as many of you as possible (this show gets thousands in attendance so line up early!) and there will surprises and a few Bubba merchandise prizes for all who can maintain a nice orderly “drunken mob” line. So, for the first FIFTY people in line who were NOT part of the making of this crime against humanity will receive a FREE signed Bubba Comic! And I’ll make sure since the damn things are currently going for 8 to 250 bucks, I’ll sign them to everyone’s favorite friend and family member “E Bay” or AMAZON. Cut out the middle man I always say… ;) All kidding aside…This ain’t just a movie folks… This is gonna be the end of culture and civilization as you know it! Well, dammit, SOMEBODY had to do it! LOL! And our Bubba ‘House Band’ (“The BLAST OFFS” )from the film’s soundtrack will be performing both the mayhem of the masses and playing some very cool ‘Rockabilly’ original tunes from the film at poolside starting at 8pm. And after you’ve all Bopped, Shocked and danced till ya dropped, we will all lurch inside to see the film! Also, (here come the groans and angry phone calls) In respect to how wonderful the show’s owners are being to us…Bubba Crew members, I politely and respectfully ask that all Bubba Crew production, support, and actors buy their passes (JUST LIKE I HAVE) and do NOT bother these people for free ones as they have a hell of a lot more to do next month to deal with than just this movie. Thousands of people build their whole year around this show and we must be fair to all! Bubba is all about fair play and booze. Ummm…Fair play, right! So, support the home team, be respectful to those who have paid and do not make me come out there to teach you proper Con Etiquette. That lesson comes with one hell of a pop quiz. I’ll personally ‘Pop’ you on the noggin with a rolled up Bubba comic. Now just one more thing…You probably want a “taste” of what we’re gonna show you folks, huh? Come back in a day or two… and we’ll offer Y’all a taste of the “forbidden fruit”. That means that our first trailer will be posted here and a ton of other places for you to burn out your eyeballs and funny bones on. OK…LET’S DO THIS! The kick off to ‘BUBBA-FEST’ has begun!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 21:59:40 +0000
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