So, two days ago, i was seated in a taxi next to a gal. (I wont - TopicsExpress

So, two days ago, i was seated in a taxi next to a gal. (I wont mention whether she was beautiful or not for security purposes). She kept eyeing me while fidgeting with her phone. I didnt pay much attention to her. I thought, maybe mukubye just. All of a sudden she called out: "Excuse me. My phone has changed the language. Ssibitegeera bye leeta". So she hands it to me. It was an XPRERIA. To look at the language, must have been German, Dutch or any language near that. Thats when i started sweating un-controllably. Besides the fact that my Passport has never even had any VISA of any of those country, i cant even ask for food in any of those languages. And even more, i have never owned that kind of phone. Naye ela nga omugezigezi, i gambbled and changed it to UK English. I became an instant hero. Advise to gals: Next time pliz dont do such things. Bantu mugenda kubassa pressure.

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