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So while at work I get a complaint that theres two men in the restroom in the same stall... I like to give people the benefit of doubt and assume maybe one of their zippers was stuck and the other was lending a hand well all of that went out the window upon entering. As the two individuals heard the radio static and me enter the restroom I told them to come out (no pun intended) and guy Number one looks at me we both recognize one another (insert all of your gay jokes about me here) and he bolts. Now due to my high level of professionalism as a top flight security guard of the world and my top secret clearance which allows access to all sorts of privileged areas such as the trash compacter, janitors closet, and the toilet paper and cleaning supplies room I will not divulge his name however this is conduct unbecoming of a commissioner for childrens advocacy. And I must say the other guy was very questionable as to wether or not he was a minor.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 07:07:55 +0000

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