Some days seem like there is never an end, those are the days I spend thinking most of my beloved Marine Corps. For those who have shared this uniform or loved or lost someone who has worn it you will understand. Semper Fi and God Speed wherever you may be. Of course, we already knew these FACTS. U.S. Marine Corps facts: fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Marines is logical there used to be a street named after Marines, but it was changed because nobody crosses Marines and lives some Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn’t dead, it is just afraid to move Marines have already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life some magicians can walk on water, Marines can swim through land ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine stories death once had a near-Marine experience the Marine is the reason why Waldo is hiding Marine won American Idol only using sign language when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet and under his bed for Marines there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals the Marines allow to live when a Marine does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals; they keep criminals safe from Marines, for now outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Marines when a Marine is born, the only person crying is the doctor. You never slap a Marine when a Marine throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom if a Marines weapon were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing the Marine guns are warned not to play with a Marine A Marine: counted to infinity – twice. can build a house from the roof down. doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers. can cut through a hot knife with butter can slam a revolving door. will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as Giraffes. once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony - the rattle snake died. can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. does not sleep. He waits. once made a Happy Meal cry. runs until the treadmill gets tired. doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow. can give aspirin a headache.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 03:07:52 +0000
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