Some of the things.....CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. A passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of a fly. A lady who goes camping must beware of evil in tent. A squirrel who runs up a womans leg will not find nuts. A man who leaps off a cliff jumps to conclusion. A man who runs in front of a car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. A man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. A man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. A man who drives like hell is bound to get there. A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot. A man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement. A man who fishes in another mans well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . .... A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 15:48:03 +0000
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