Some rajnikant jokes 1.Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD....someone stole his rough note....and Now they call it as .............Wikipedia Crazy people!!!! 2.When Rajnikant was a Student…….. Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! 3.Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikants Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”. 4.Rajnikant purchased a road roller… Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes…………………………… 5.THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!! Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue… ..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well 6.Rajnikant was shot today... . . . Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J 7.Rajni can walk faster than light…. “Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”. 8. Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth Today that powder is known as…. “AMBUJA CEMENT” 9. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? 10.If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
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