Some (unintentional) double-entendres aired on British TV and radio: Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing! Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - Ah, isnt that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew. US PGA Commentator - One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said?? Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: Youd eat beaver if you could get it. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turned to the weatherman and asked, So Bob, wheres that eight inches you promised me last night? Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: Theres nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Daviss misses every chance he gets. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1s UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there. Theyre rubbing each other and hes only come in his shorts. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself. Richie Benaud during the 1989 British Masters golf tournament: Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the greens. Brough Scott in the new stand at Doncaster race course: My word, look at that magnificent erection. Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions. Steve Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude: Theres something big growing between my legs. Winning Posts Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoys formidable lead: Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees. Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg. Chris Tarrants morning show where a quiz was taking place, CT Name a famous sports commentator Contestant: Dont know CT: Ill give you a clue. Its something you put in your mouth and suck (meaning Murray Mint, hint for Murray Walker!) Contestant: Dickie Davies Ron Pckering: Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class. Jonathon Agnes, 1991 on Ian Botham Didn’t quite get his leg over Brian Johnston: Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end. Brian Johnston: Welcome to Worcester where youve just missed seeing Barry Richards hitting one of Basil DOliveiras balls clean out of the ground. Brian Johnston: On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.” Brian Johnston: Theres Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle Brian Johnstons commentary when Michael Holding of the West Indies was bowling to Peter Willey of England at The Oval, 1976. The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey
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