Something funny, something not........ Do you know the difference between true life insurance and accidental death insurance? True life insurance will pay your beneficiaries no matter how you pass away. Whereas, accidental death insurance only pays if you die as the result of an accident and not natural causes. If you do not have the right protection your family may be unprotected, and that is not funny. Now for something funny......... A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the managers office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job. The office manager laughed and said, I cant hire a dog for this job. The dog pointed to the line: An equal opportunity employer. So the manager said, OK, take this letter and type it. The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted. The manager said, Alright, heres a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it. Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer. The manager still wasnt convinced. I still cant hire you for this position. Youve got to be bilingual. The dog looked up at the manager and said, Meow.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 13:20:07 +0000
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