Soooo, today Aliyah really topped her record. First, she woke up far before the sun, which really isnt a bad thing but it didnt help the mood for the rest of my rare Sunday off work. Early on, she swallowed a 10c coin and we had to make a mad dash to the doctor to make sure everything was ok and then on the way out of the hospital she fell down the stairs. Later, she poured car cleaning fluid all over my lawnmower engine and tried to hide all evidence. At dinner we didnt want to eat it so tipped her spaghetti bolognaise on the floor and proceeded to tell me how she might just have to skip to dessert because her dinner is ruined. Note: Bolognaise sauce STAINS. And finally, the house is quiet and shes tucked up in bed, and I find my toilet blocked with an entire roll of toilet paper. I give up today, my dear. You win.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 07:49:06 +0000
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