Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. - Spike Milligan I dont like country music, but I dont mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down - Bob Newhart I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was Shout For Help - Jimmy Carr I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. - Ken Dodd The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Rivers Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson
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