Stay inside dont leave your home there is a shark in the ocean! The shark is fashioning breathing apparatus from kelp it wont last forever but an hour, hour forty five is doable. He is the shark test dummy if he makes it many more are lined up just out of the shelf. They are organising themselves in strategic waves for the imminent attack when everyone is sleeping. They have created a hierarchy and are organised into armadas. Shark nets should be a hinderance to these highly evolved killing machines, shark nets arent a fort just a net. They wont stop every shark cause there is great big gaps between them when they are put out. The sharks have surveillance sharks and they have been mapping the area in advance of the land assault to aid their brothers in arms from succumbing to such well thought out defences. I knew this day would come. So glad I watched all those episodes of Doomsday preppers, and moved a suitable distance from the coast. I wonder if the Sharks can speak English? It will be important to know when they arrive. Keep safe Novocastrians and good luck in the battle.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 09:11:29 +0000