Stefan: (turns around) Damon. Damon: (smiles) Hello brother. Stefan: Whend you get here? Damon: Well, I couldnt miss your first day of school. Stefan: Its been fifteen years, Damon. Damon: Thank god! I couldnt take another day of the 90s. That horrible grunge look did not suit you. Stefan: Why are you here now? Damon: I could ask you the same question, but Im pretty sure your answer could be summed up into one little word: Elena. Stefan: Shes not Katherine. Damon: Well, lets hope not. We both know how that ended. Stefan: Everywhere you go people die. Damon: Thats a given. Stefan: Not here. I wont allow it. Damon: I take that as an invitation. -- Pilot. Damon: (after Stefan gets to the roof) Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies? Damon: You have two choices: you can feed and make her forget, or you can let her run screaming vampire through the town square. Stefan: Ugh, thats what this is about, you want to expose me? Damon: (seeing that Stefans not getting it) No! I want you to remember who you are! Stefan: Why?! So what, so Ill feed? So Ill kill? So Ill remember what feels like to be brothers again? You know what, let her go, let her tell everyone vampires that have returned to Mystic Falls. Let them chain me up and let them drive a stake through my heart, because at least Ill be free of you. Stefan: What are you up to? Damon: Thats for me to know and for you to dot, dot, dot (...). -- The Night of the Comet. Damon: How were tryouts? Did you make the team? Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul with so many... Adjectives. Stefan:What are you doing here? Damon: Ive come to apologize. Ive been doing some thinking, some soul searching, and... I want us to start over. We need to put the past behind us. Youre my little brother, and if you want to live a normal, happy human life, then I want that for you. Maybe I can do it, too. That I can learn to be a non-living living person. Maybe theres hope for both of us. Stefan:: You know, it doesnt have to be this way, Damon. Damon: Of course it doesnt. I saw Elena today, BTW. That means by the way. She was at cheerleading practice. She looked so perky in her little short shorts. Just... simmer down, I didnt even go near her. Ive got my own cheerleader now. Ooh, that reminds me... I gotta run. I have a date. Sweaty palms. Wish me luck. -- Friday Night Bites Damon: Do you know how easy it was to get in your head just now? You really need to get some human blood, it might even the playing field. Damon: (pulls knife out of his chest) Alright, I deserved that. Damon: Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls dont need my persuasion. Some girls just cant resist my good looks, my style my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. (sticks the knife in Stefans chest) Stefan: Whats going on? Damon: (stops choking Zach) Having a family moment, Stefan. Some quality time. Stefan: Why are you even going? Damon: Well I think its fitting, we were at the very first one, remember? Damon: My goodness Ive driven you to drink. Damon: Its cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud. Stefan: Yes. Being a 150 year old teenager has been the height of my happiness. Damon: You cracked a funny, Stefan. I should have a drink and celebrate. Damon: (picks up Stefans picture of Katherine) 1864. You and Katherine were the perfect couple. It was hell watching you dance with her. Stefan: My happiness was short lived, as you well know. Damon: I remember. I left the party early, I was waiting for her. The night you dropped her off I was waiting just inside. You were such a gentleman, gave her a kiss on the cheek, when what she really wanted was... oh well. Heres to history repeating itself. Stefan: I knew I couldnt spike your drink. So I spiked hers. -- Family Ties. Damon: Its Founders Day. Im here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl. --Founders Day
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