Stolen from elsewhere... This story is allegedly true. The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD) AD You say you went to your friends house that night. Why did you go?there? WITNESS Tae get a tap. AD Is your friend a plumber? WITNESS Naw. AD Are you a plumber? WITNESS Naw. The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money. Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly. D So you went to the house to borrow money? WITNESS Naw. AD Ah. You went to the house to lend money? WITNESS Naw. In exasperation the AD says, You told the court you went to your friends? house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?. WITNESS ......A fitbaw tap
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 15:12:10 +0000
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