Stolen from my friend, James Earl Bennett.... *Woman Shot in her own Driveway* > > > Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws > and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some > groceries. > > Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway > with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind > the back of her head. > > He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda > s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she > was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the > head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. > > The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the > doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. > > When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread > dough on the back of her head. > > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a > loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her > in the back of her head. > > When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and > thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly > recovered. > > Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could > all be a coincidence. > > The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date > was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bushs fault. >
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 08:01:22 +0000
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