Storytime Saturday - Jacey Brown wrote a fabulous story for our Cow Story Contest Vacation with the Cows I wake up like every morning, hearing mooing from outside. Let me explain that part. No, I do not live on a farm, I live in a house. A few months ago, the Chick-fil-A cows started sneaking into my back yard every morning. This sounds slightly weird, but I became close friends with them. There are three cows. Cow 1 is named Chicken, or Chikin as he spells it. Cow 2 is named Sauce or Soce as he spells it, and Cow 3 is called Dip, also known as Diyp. Sometimes they even bring me a yummy Chick-fil-A kids meal to eat! Anyway, I go out to the back yard, wondering what the three mischievous cows are up to now. As soon as I come outside, I hear a chorus of moos. Then the cows hold up a big sign. I laugh and look at it. Across the front in scribbled, mis-spelled letters it says: WER GOING ON VAYCATIN! To where? I ask curiously. Chikin passes me four cruise tickets to Hawaii. I start to jump up and down. Were going to Hawaii? I squeal. And all I get is, Mooooo! A few hours later we are on the luxurious cruise heading to Hawaii. I walk around the deck with Chikin, eating some chicken he took in his cow printed suitcase. As we walk, I look for Soce and Diyp. People guve us strange looks as we go by, some even walking faster to get away from us. What? Havent you seen a cow eating some chicken before? I toll my eyes. They only scowl and walk awat. I look up to see a huge crowd surrounding the pool, where Soce stands way up high , right on the edge of the tall diving board. People stand around taking pictures and videos, wondering how he even got up there in the first place. Oh no..... I whisper. Soce takes a step forward plummeting into the pool and sending waves of eater all over the crowd. I gasp and Chikin lests out a startled Mmy oooo! as everyone screams and runs off to change off to change into dry clothes. Soce gives a satisfied moo and heaves himself out of the half-empty pool. Meanwhile, the smell of chicken mixed with hamburgers fills the air. I groan and walk towards the smell with Chickin and Soce following close behind, their noses twitching at the smell of chicken. There stands Diyp, making a fresh batch of chicken. Right beside him is the boats chef, making a hot batch of hamburgers. Chickin and Soce make grunting noises. There is a familiar sign behind Diyp: EAT MOR CHICKIN I smile, realizing that we could help Diyp win the cook off with just that simple sentence. Eat more chicken, eat more chicken, and eat more chicken! I start to chant, raising my fist in the air. The crowd joins in, and the cows moo excitedly. Eventually the chef gives up and Diyp is the winner. The crowd is roaring now. Ladies and gentleman, we have arrived at Hawaii. Enjoy your stay. And just like that, everyone is gone. The cows get their sunglasses and swim trunks on. Then they look at me and nudge the tanning lotion. You cant tan, you know that right? You have fur, I state. They snort and push the lotion into the water and gasp as they run through the food court. I giggled and without thinking, I grab a hamburger. I turn around and come face to face with 3 angry cows. Soce and Diyp hold up the famous sign: EAT MORE CHICKIN WIth an annoyed snort, Chickin knocks the hamburger out of my hand with his hoof. Well this is going to be a strange vacation. But, hey, thats what you get when your best friends are three cows!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 19:23:56 +0000
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