Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions: 1. Someone Calls You At 2:00 Am In The Night And Ask You Are You Sleeping? Ans: No, I’m Picking Beans. 2. Youre Making Out With A Girl Then You Start Pulling Her Pants Then She Asks; What Are You Trying To Do? Ans: I Want To Wash Them For You 3. They See You Coming Out Of The Bathroom, Wet; Did You Just Have A Bath? Ans: No, I Fell Into The Toilet Bowl 4. You Standing Right In Front Of The Elevator On The Ground Floor Going To Your Office, Yet They Ask; Going Up? Ans: No, I’m Waiting For My Office To Come Down And Get Me! 5. Your Boyfriend Comes Home With A Bunch Of Flowers And You Still Asks Him; Are Those Flowers? Ans: No Baby, Theyre Carrots! 6. Youre In The Queue At The Cinema To Buy Tickets, A Friend Sees You And Ask; What Are You Doing Here? Ans: I’m Here To Pay My School Fees! 7. When People See You Lying Down With Your Eyes Closed, They Still Ask; Are You Sleeping? Ans: No! Im Practicing To Die. 8. You Went To A Restaurant N The Waiter Asks You: Plz Can I Get You A Table? Ans: No. I’m Here To Eat On The Floor. add your own comment now ;;;lets see who have the finest
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 05:45:45 +0000
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