Stupid Answersfor Stupid Questions : 1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you are you sleeping ? Ans : no, I’m picking beans. 2. Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ? Ans : I want to wash them for you 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath ? Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the groundfloor going to your office, yet they ask; going up ? Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office to come downand get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; are those flowers ? Ans : no baby, theyre carrots! 6. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here ? Ans : I’m here to pay my school fees 7. When peoplesee you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping ? Ans : No! Im practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you : Plz can I get you a table ? Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 16:54:48 +0000
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