Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart Subject: A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM TIDBITS Robert Cepale A DAY AT A MODERN ART MUSEUM: It is described as a place that fuels creativity, ignites minds and provides inspiration. I find it takes a keen understanding of this form of art in order to enjoy it. It may not appeal to the casual viewer right away but years of knowledge can light up ones one mind to help understand modern artists and the interpretation of their efforts. I have to admit. I need a flashlight because I am still in the dark. But one particular day some royalty were visiting Manhattan and it was suggested that they be given a visit to our famous Modern Art Museum. Many of the modern artists are living and present and assembled together. The first artist the royal group encounter is Kenneth Croftwade. The curator tells the group this artist has bouts with amnesia. He tells Mr. Croftwade to explain his work. Mr. Croftwade looks puzzled and then looks at his own paining and says: What the heck is that?. The curator leads them to the next artist, Oscar Weissenpipit. His work is a gigantic 8 ft x10 ft of pure white canvas with a tiny dot on its surface. Oscar explains that the dot sometimes symbolizes the existence of man as being merely a speck in the universe. Add to that fact that there are other planets with some life form. Our lifetimes are but a flicker in time when measured by the billions of years of our universes existence. One of the royal members asks: Mr. Weissenpppipit , you used the word sometimes. What else can it mean? The artist replies; Whenever that mosquito flies away the painting doesnt mean a damn thing. The group comes to the next piece of art. It belongs to Van Umbriago. The curator explains that in order to enjoy this painting ,you must step back 10 feet and squint with the right eye while tugging on your left ear. You will see and feel a dynamic tension and force entangled among pistachio nuts. As the group steps back, the artist screams at the workmen: How many times must I tell you to hang it right side up!. They continue down the long corridor where they come upon a beautiful marble pedestal. Atop the pedestal they see a rectangular metal form of thin piping. The curator explains that the rectangular shape signifies the boundaries of man and his limitations. Some have broader rectangles than others. but basically our lives are confined within a rectangle. With that a workman comes long and removes the rectangle object and starts to walk off. The curator calls out: Excuse me sir, but where are you going with that work of art? The workman explains that it is a support for a piece of sculpture he is restoring. The last artist on the agenda is Rapheal Boombotz. He walks backwards. His clothes are worn backwards except for the bill of his cap which is pointing forward . That once was the style but not anymore. Thus though the bill is pointing forward that is considered backwards these days. I hope I havent lost you. We have come this far on the tour. As expected his painting is hanging backwards. He explains that the world is in turmoil with a failing economy, military tensions throughout the world. He states the world has to find a reverse order of trying to restore a proper balance to the worldly sad state of affairs. One of the royal members asks: Arent you uncomfortable wearing your clothes backwards? His reply: Only when I have to go to the bathroom. And so their day finally comes to an end at the Modern Art Museum. As they open an exit door to leave, a mosquito goes buzzing out. The artist with the gigantic white canvas screams out loudly and runs frantically towards the exit: : Dont let him out! Dont let the mosquito out! robcepaleart
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