Subject: Fw: Fwd: A.A.A.D.D. Know the Symptoms!>> Too true> A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!>>> Thank goodness theres a name for this disorder.>> Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.>> This is how it manifests:>> I decide to water my garden.> As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and > decide it needs washing.>> As I start toward the garage,> I notice mail on the porch table that> I brought up from the mail box earlier.>> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.>> I lay my car keys on the table,> Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, And notice that > the can is full.>> So, I decide to put the bills back> On the table and take out the garbage first...>> But then I think,> Since Im going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage > anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.>> I take my cheque book off the table,> And see that there is only one cheque left.> My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house > to my desk where I find the can of Coke Id been drinking .>> Im going to look for my cheques,> But first I need to push the Coke aside So that I dont accidentally > knock it over.>> The Coke is getting warm,> And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.>> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, A vase of flowers on the > counter Catches my eye--they need water.>> I put the Coke on the counter and> Discover my reading glasses that> Ive been searching for all morning.> I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first Im going to > water the flowers.>> I set the glasses back down on the counter , Fill a container with > water and suddenly spot the TV remote.> Someone left it on the kitchen table.>> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, Ill be looking for the > remote, But I wont remember that its on the kitchen table, So I > decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, But first Ill > water the flowers.>> I pour some water in the flowers,> But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.>> So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towels and wipe up > the spill.>> Then, I head down the hall trying to> Remember what I was planning to do.>> At the end of the day:> The car isnt washed,> The bills arent paid,> There is a warm can of> Coke sitting on the counter,> The flowers dont have enough water,> There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, I cant find the > remote, I cant find my glasses, And I dont remember what I did with the car keys.> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, Im really > baffled because I know I was busy all day, And Im really tired.>> I realize this is a serious problem,> And Ill try to get some help for it, but first Ill check my e-mail...>> Do me a favor.> Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I dont remember > who Ive sent it to.>> Dont laugh -- if this isnt you yet, your day is coming!> P.S I dont remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, Im sorry
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 17:01:22 +0000
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