Subject: Swanglish You have read and heard Hinglish - now read this in Swanglish! This East African from Nyanza Province, Mr. Nelson Kichwagumu, moved to Toronto a couple of years ago and he got so fed up with the traffic situation in Toronto, he wrote this letter to the Minister of Ontario. It is in East African English (Swanglish) and those who know Swahili will be able to read and understand it better than those who dont know Swahili. But, after a few tries everyone should be able to figure it out what he is trying to say: Prease fowad this retter to the Minista. Harro Minista Bwana! I am very distabed by the Horribo traffic situashon in Toronto. Fasti of all, they is not a singo poriceman to be seen directing tha pipo on tha streets. To make mattas even warse, they are so many cars on the rods, that tha whore prace rooks rike a parking rot. Alaa ! Then you have those pipo who think they own the rods; jast breakin all thaa rules and zoomin around rike nobodies business. Ayee! Bati....tha wasti of all are those Chinese pipo. Theyaare soooo smolla they cannot evena see ova their dashboard and theya eyes are orways crozed and so they can see nothin And thena theya so srow, they caussa big traffic jams. Haki ya mungu... Who-thaa- herr-gave-them-a-ricence to drive? The otha srow pipo...are the ghandmaddas. Wot business do they havea on tha rods at that age. They should just stay at home and tha world would be a quicka prace. I arso havea to say something about those cerr phone usas in tha cars. Thacar is for driving and not for talking to your laved ones on tha cerraphone. If you reary want to talk to those pipo then take them in tha car with you and talk to them. Then I see those pipo ngoing Haiti when tha speed rimit says Zickesty. What the herr is orr the rush or, you can kir samone, you know? Then you have those pipo ngoing speed of haiti on the highway when tha speed rimit is one Masai (100). I wanda if they thinka they are ngoing to they Ghand Faddas funeral or somethi. Move it you nguys! But tha biggest prize has to go to those ferros on the bicykols. They think thata just becoz they have a Brack Mamba that they can weave ini andi outi of tha traffic rike a Brack Mamba snake. Risten very cayafoorry you nguys:you are not a snake, repit afta me you are not a snake. If I catcha any of you doing it again I wirr be forced to run you ova rike a rat.You know my anko is a foriceman, I can get away with it. OOps I think I have said too machi. Prease mista minista do something about this horribo situashon. Haya...Kwaheri sasa. Nelson Kichwagumu.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 06:24:38 +0000
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