Supper at my house with a lively game of Monster High Uno sounds like this... the little-Little: Im gonna lick you! me: Quit bein so spaz-tastic and play! the middle-Little: Did you know spastic was originally used to describe patients with cerebral palsy, but it became a derogatory term in England? me: Quit politely correctin me with all your fancy book learnin! College Girl: Shes reading a book about kick boxing right now. my mister: You know it doesnt work like the Matrix, right? {FTR, the little-Little did eventually lick my shoulder . She did it just after drinkin some sweet tea, so her tongue was all cold and wet. She gets mad props for makin that whole thing even grosser than, say, a wet willy. Thats okay. I told her I was gonna lick her eyeball and, when she threw up her arm to shield her face, I grabbed her arm and licked. I dont think I one upped her on accounta how shes a public school kid who moren likely already got this years cooties.}
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 22:36:38 +0000
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