Supreme Courtship Lindsey will be an adorable and tomboyish Ruth Bader Ginsberg. She’ll be fierce and unafraid in the face of a Supreme Sausage Fest with a near-unconstitutional amount of sausage. Katie will be a hirsute and Hamiltonian Antonin Scalia, a ruthless defender of precedent and self-evidence, but with a soft side that no one sees until she gets a few soda pops under her belt. I’ll be Anthony “Swing Vote” Kennedy. They’ll each be vying for my support, groveling for my attention, humiliating themselves in the vain hope that my vast intelligence and popularity will improve their own.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 13:00:00 +0000