Sven runs into the vets office carrying his dog, screaming for help. Ole the Vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. Ole examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells Sven that his dog, regrettably, is dead. Sven, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. Ole goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dogs body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dogs body and finally looks at Ole and meows. Ole looks at the Sven and says, Im sorry, but da cat tinks dat your dog is dead too. Sven is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. Ole then brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at Ole and barks. Ole looks at Sven and says, Im sorry, but da lab tinks your dog is dead too. Sven, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks Ole and asks how much he owes. Ole answers, $650. $650 to tell me my dog is dead?! exclaimed Sven. Well, Ole replies, I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 vas for da cat scan and da lab test.
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 12:47:22 +0000
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