Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ................................................... Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna ................................................... Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. ................................................. Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi. ------------------------------ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 07:12:05 +0000