TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria? CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi! TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence? CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo! TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria? CHILDREN: Enugu! TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem? CHILDREN: D-Banj! TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow? CHILDREN: Mosquitoes! TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5? CHILDREN: 25! TEACHER: Thats great! Youre going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!
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