THE BEST 10 DAY CLEANSE EVER............ Yes you can drink Jager on it too =) Hi. Im Mike Downey. I used to run a cleanse business selling the #1 cleanse in the world, but for some reason Health Canada banned it with no excuse as to why, even though its an all natural product. Colonix makes the Wild Rose cleanse look like his little sister that hasnt even been born yet. Trust me............Ive tried 6 cleanses, and Colonix is 15-20 times stronger than all of the other crap on our market in Canada. Well, maybe not as strong as the master cleanse which requires no eating for 10 days, but as I tried the master cleanse..................I failed. I ate 1 meal every two days because my hunger took over and turned me into a hungry zombie. Yes I cheated, but I still got far more results than I even did taking the #1 cleanse in the world Colonix by itself. Since then Ive combined many of my attempts at cleansing, and after years of running my own cleanse company using myself as a test wolf (cuz test wolf sounds far more masculine than being a test bunny, haha.) and am ready to share with you.............THE ULTIMATE MIKE DOWNEY WOLF CLEANSE Unfortunately, the most profitable market on this planet is disease in humans. This is why our food markets run discreetly by pharmaceutical companies discreetly selling us foods that creates so many diseases as it craps out our immune systems with foods that we have never had the ability in millions of years to genetically fight against. Although it is also considered as population control, this is how Pharma companies get us to pay for pharmaceutical medications, turn over our homes and bank accounts to them, suffer and die for their profit, and quickly finish off the suffering in hospitals in the idea of profit. Believe it or not people................colon problems are one of the most leading causes of not only life threatening diseases, but also simple everyday colds. I can tell you personally as I personally sold Colonix kits to over half a thousand people, I had people tell me they lost anywhere from 5-20 pounds of weight from cleansing, but even better.................they stopped using inhalers for Asthma.......................they stopped buying creams for Eczema, and Psoriasis.................and even more so, had far better energy levels, and cardio as athletes. When I did only 2 months of Colonix, I went from fighting 3 rounds exhausted to my next fight which was 5 rounds, even though I was ready to go six! Since then I havent once needed antibiotics to clear my sinus infections that I had been using 3 times a year for almost ten years. Now, eight years later I am ready to share with you my ideas of the ULTIMATE way to cleanse with no profit for me, but simply for to try and help many peoples health, as this makes me FAR more content than any amount of $ could! Heres what ya gotta do........ MORNING- First thing when you wake up, mix 1 scoop of Colonix fiber mixture. Keep in mind, Colonix (Dr. Natura) has been banned in Canada by Health Canada, because it is the strongest leading selling cleanse in the world. Health Canada has yet no comment as to why they made this decision as it consists of all natural health products. If you have any friends in the states you can order it to them, and they can send it here no problems. As an alternative to Colonix, you can try to find the best fiber mix in a proper health food store (NOT GROCERY STORE CRAP!) Mix whatever fiber mix you have into a large glass, or jug of FILTERED water, and swig it down. Remember, do not take any vitamins at same time as this fiber mix. Wait at least 30 minutes afterwards, as the fiber expands to become a natural sponge in your colon, it will absorb all the nutrients from them as it forms into the sponge that actually cleanses your body of the most nasty things inside of you. Drinking filtered, PH balanced water is ideal, so if you need a good water filter and a PH balancing stick, then get em, as even our Canadian tap waters still contain many chemicals in them. I personally use a Berkey water filter which is far more ideal than anything else on the market, and will rid the waters of bleach, fluoride, and chemicals like birth control which has recently been discovered in the testing of our tap waters here in BC. Since I started using the Berkey water filter, it even has a seemingly sweet taste to it compared to normal tap water. Berkey water filters can even filter lake, well of river water because its just that awesome, as it gives back nutrients and a PH balance which we all need in order to fight disease! PLEASE REMEMBER TO MIX BENTONITE CLAY WITH THE FIBER MIX AS IT WILL ABSORB THE TOXINS THAT YOU ARE VOIDING FROM YOUR BODY, OTHERWISE IT CAN CAUSE EXTREME EXHAUSTION, AND HEADACHES DUE TO TOXICITY. Bentonite clay is a form of Volcanic ash that has been known to absorb and remove toxins from ones body, so is an ideal component to mix with the fiber. 30 MINUTES LATER- Mix half a squeezed lemon, with one big heaping tablespoon of Organic Maple syrup, and a dash of cayenne pepper. Remember that buying organic stuff at proper health food stores, and from bulk sections, leaves you with ingredients that are far more potent than typical health stores, and especially groceries and pharmacies. Continue drinking at least 6 glasses (or more) of cayenne pepper, lemon, and maple syrup throughout the day whenever your hunger rises. NOON- Because fasting sucks, and I truly believe we can reach better goals with proper nutrition, make smoothies. Have only 1 smoothie a day (1 liter at most) blended ideally in a Ninja blender using these ingredients........... FRUITS - Raspberries, Blueberries, Blackberries, Strawberries, Goji, Bananas, Apples, Grapes, Pineapple, and Figs..............pretty much any fruit you fancy, or fits in your blender with everything else ;) VEGETABLES - Kale, Spinach, Beets, Avocado, Barley Grass, Parsley, Sprouts, Celery, Carrots, and Broccoli. Also add in these for protein, digestion, and other major health benefits... Flax Seeds, Hemp Hearts, Chia Seeds, Rice Protein, and a scoop of Progressive brand Veggie Greens that already comes mixed with a vegan protein and veggie greens combo (AWESOME!) You can also add a bit of Matcha tea powder with your smoothies for extra energy at work ;) NIGHT TIME- After about 4 days of cleansing, drink 4-6 ounces of Jagermeister and every night, or every other night thereafter. I didnt realize Jager was as healthy as it is until I drank it on my cleanse, and the next mornings had given me the BEST results Ive ever had doing a cleanse. No need to question it...........just take my word for it. Apparently Jager was sold in health stores in order to help with colds, and digestion problems, so I discovered first hand when I went out one night on my Colonix cleanse and drank Jager. The next day I had success, which looked a lot like I had given birth to a baby alien, lol. Not cool keeping that crap inside our bodies! HEALTH PRECAUTIONS- -Dont eat or drink anything else than what this cleanse suggests. -Do not cleanse while on antibiotics, or prescription medications, as they are known to dry you out BIG TIME, and can cause constipation like you have never experienced before! -YOU MUST TAKE A PROBIOTIC SUPPLEMENT AFTERWARDS IN ORDER TO BALANCE OUT YOUR GOOD BACTERIA WHICH WILL BE FLUSHED OUT AS WELL. -#1 most important.............drink at least 4 liters or even better drink 5 or six liters of water (u can also add in what the water u use for mixing fiber and smoothie. STAYING HYDRATED IS MOST IMPORTANT WHEN CLEANSING! -If you feel constipated as your body tries to release the massive amounts of toxic waste, drink a Senna tea, and if really bad.........try a salt water flush in the mornings half an hour before starting the cleanse. Salt water flush consists of drinking a tablespoon of celtic sea salts (the more brown and moist, the better) mixed with 1 liter of warm water. Remember to stay very close to the toilet after doing this. When I sold Colonix alone, I remember one guy telling me he lost 8 pounds in 2 days on the toilet from releasing his nasty crap on his cleanse. -Dont bother asking your Dr. about this, as sadly, they are required against suggesting the idea of colon cleansing. If you dont believe me, then ask and see for yourself. Remember that some fiber mixes can expand up to 40 times in size when mixed with water, which may cause you to feel bloated, slightly crampy, gassy, as it breaks up the most nasty cancerous toxic waste inside of your lower intestines and colon, and can also cause headaches, and exhaustion. This simply means that its working, as long as you are still voiding (pooping) it all into your toilet. It also means that you MUST STAY HYDRATED drinking lots of filtered water. These days with as we consume food that never existed in the entire existence of humanity, you may begin to understand why older people are developing pooch bellies at the lower part of the stomach. Well Im sorry to say, thats not your tummy...............thats your colon expanded with harsh toxic waste developed from a piece of processed, crappy food that could have been something you ate when you were just a kid, or even some crappy food you splurged on last weekend. As we now introduce things to our stomachs that no humans in evolution has ever consumed, our instincts consider it alien, and produce a mucous layer over top of the food that our bodies can not break down, or recognize as food, and they then rot in our colons until we cleanse it all out. Hope you guys cherish my super awesome ideas, as I also mention that I am no Dr. I am just a human like all of us, who has eaten far more crap than most and used myself for years as a test wolf (bunny) and TRULY hope that you can benefit from my ideas. Lets heal ourselves so that we can live longer lives to support the healing of our planet. Please feel free to let me know your results, as it could save others from disease. Thanks for reading, and I know that from spending an extra 1.5 hours of my time writing this for no profit, that I hope us all much success with our health in our crazy times of over consumption!
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 03:44:58 +0000
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