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THE PHOENIX LOUNGE IS OPEN LATE TONIGHT,ILL BE ON STAGE,AND GANDOLF WILL BE ON THE JUKEBOX,SMOKING HIS FAMOUS PIPE ALWAYS FILLED WITH GOOD EARLY SEVENTIES HERB, GANNICUS AND CRIXUS WILL BE AT THE DOOR,KEEPING OUT THE UNDESIRABLES,YOU KNOW,THEY DONT WEAR CROSSES, AND SPARTACUS AND KING ARAGORN ARE OUT HUNTING THE MODERN DAY ORCS,WHO SMELL LIKE BAGELS AND GIFILTE FISH, AND AS ALWAYS SAM AND DEAN WINCHESTER WILL BE WORKING THE BAR ,SERVING LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND ITS ON THE HOUSE, THERES NO COVER CHARGE,AND THE ONLY COST IS THE LOSS OF IGNORANCE,GULLIBILITY,AND NAIVETE, BUT PLEASE ,NO ROSE COLORED GLASSES ARE ALLOWED, ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, IT GETS SO HOT IN HERE,AND THEY WOULD MELT,AND YOUD GET KOSHER GLASS IN YOUR EYE, YOUD BE BETTER OFF BUYING A DAISY RED RYDER AND SHOOTING YOUR EYE OUT,YOUVE BEEN WARNED jukeboxesunlimited/products/Seeburg-Phoenix-a/Seeburg%20Phoenix-1-a-W.jpg ..
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 03:44:02 +0000

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