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THE WORST APPLICATION LETTER Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the engineer at your company and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead engineer. Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and the poster of his obituary as proof of vacancy. You cant balance me this time. Give me the job. Thank you, Yours Sincerely, Timbo Special. #babyj

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