THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!!!? I went to the car-wash. I put in $2.50. I took the wand and sprayed the car down, then took the foam brush and went over the whole car methodically, I walked back to the little coin & knob, turned it to Final Rinse and pressed the Start button. And nothing happened. My car is covered with purple foam...and it is drying fast in this heat...so i put in another $1 , press Final Rinse and the Start button, and again, nothing happens, so I put in another $1.50. And same thing...nothing, i go get all the quarters out of my ash tray, put them in the machine, i guess it was about $50 dollars worth, then turn knob, press the button, nothing worked. So then, of course, I gotta walk home, get my entire paycheck, the actual hard copy, walk back to car-wash, push the entire paycheck through that little coin hole, and yet still nothing. And man, that purple foam is starting to dry and flake off car really bad now, So, I walk down to the bank, get a loan, convert it to gold bullion, go back to car-wash, shove the gold into the coin hole, about $8001.16 worth, and nothing...so I walk home, apply for a job online, get a call back, get hired, fly to Alaska and work in an actual Gold Mine for a year, use some of my PTO days up, you know, just looking around, but saving every penny, and then fly back, walk to the car-wash, put every bit of money I earn out in frozen tundra in the little coin hole, and still nothing, so, now im starting to get a little pissed, so i walk home all mad and kicking rocks, and then I just stay there, until i get old and start getting my Social Security Checks, and I take each check, as they come in, and fold them up into little origami art things of, I dont know, i think one was like, a little girl in a sundress handing a flower to a smiling dog, cant remember now, but after several years of this, putting my retirement checks in there, Im like, Its no use! Its just not working! So, I just borrow a dollar from a Mexican guy that was there, and i put it in the coin hole, and it still doesnt work, So, I ask the Mexican man for another dollar, and hes all like, Uh, ok, just one more dollar, Pendejo. Which, means, God be with you, my friend in Mexican. And so, I drive my car around to the next stall, and rinse it off real good. But, you know, im not complaining, i just hate when that happens, you know? Just venting, i guess. Peace!!!! : ) Shayne Larango Diane Superits Meier Noah Meier Chad Clark Charley Rebecca Clark Shaleen Hester Parker Kayla Renee Clark Marah Clark
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 21:24:03 +0000
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