TIME 4 JOKE During a robbery in Lagos,d robber shouted to evry1 in the bank: “Dont move,D money belongs 2 d State,Ur life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. *This is called “MIND CHANGING CONCEPT”Changing the conventional way of thinking* A lady lay on d table provocatively,d robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized!This is a robbery not a rape!” *This is called “BEING PROFESSIONAL” Focus only on what u re trained to do!* When d bank robbers returned home, d younger robber (MBA-trained) told d older robber(who only completed Year 6 in primary school):”Big bro, let’s count d money” the older robber said:”U re stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, d TVnews will tell us how much we robbed 4rm d bank!” *This is called “EXPERIENCE.”No wadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! * After d robbers had left, d bank manager told d bank supervisor to call d police. But d supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10million for ourselves and add it to d $70million dat we previously embezzled from d bank”. *This is called “SWIMMING WITH THE TIDE” Converting an unfavorable situation to ur advantage!* The next day, d TV news reported that$100million was taken 4rm d bank. D robbers counted,counted and counted, but they could only count$20million. D robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20million. D bankmanager took $80million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be athief!” *This is called “KNOWLEDGE IS WORTH AS MUCH AS GOLD*” The bank manager was smiling and happybecause his losses in d share market re now covered by this robbery. *This is called “SEIZING D OPPORTUNITY” Daring to take risks!* So who are the real robbers here??????
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 00:14:02 +0000
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