Thank you, Centurion Macro, sir. No, no, Im sure I can pick up another keyboard easily enough... A, er, mistake anyone could have made... Yes, I dont know why they design the keyboards for midgets fingers either, sir... And dont worry about the hole in the screen... No, it wont heal, but they should have thought about that when they designed it. Yes, Ill be sure to let the Prefect know that you were reason, sweetness and light personified... No, Im not trying to be funny. Really! Anyway, thanks again, Centurion. Its been most edifying...... Ok, hes gone. I just wanted to apologise, dear readers, in case Macro caused any offence to the more sensitive of those souls who read the novels. I just wanted to assure you that any thoughts or opinions offered by Centurion Macro over the last few hours are fictional and bear no resemblance to actual thoughts in the head of the author... Oh, f**k it, have a great day! And dont forget the papeback of THE BLOOD CROWS makes a terrific gift for your loved ones and by wild coincidence just happens to be in the shops today.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 12:44:40 +0000
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