Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Deep thoughts as I hit 42: (please, someone get that reference...). All written at 2 am when I couldnt fall asleep, and checked this am to make sure they actually make sense. They did, kinda. Im eagerly awaiting Googles logo change for my birthday. Im an expert in the SOP of what to do when someone is singing you the happy birthday song: look awkward with a cringeworthy smile, muttering thanks while deep down wishing they would stop. Ever noticed that the birthday song is discriminatory towards anyone with anything but 2 syllables in their name? In Hebrew and in English? Thanks to Facebook and the nameless bot at the top right hand corner of your page, its impossible to forget anyones birthday. Equally thanks to FB, the number of notifications are now the deciding factor in the success of a birthday. Final FB comment: it will go down in history as the cause of the collapse of the birthday card industry. Yet again, Ive broken my personal best and individual world record for my age. Thank you, thanks... Balloons are the strangest part of the birthday if you think of it: Congratulations on being born years ago! Here are some brightly colored plastic bags full of my breath and spit, to help you have a special day! Toda all...
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 05:56:12 +0000
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