Thanks to Phil Callaway for this list of rules for when it comes to dating my sons: Rule 1: If you would like to talk with my son, please do this in the church foyer during the fellowship hour when the lights are on. Remember to bring your Bible. If you call my house to talk with my son, your call could be monitored by our Customer Service Department. Rule 2: My son is ___. The following locations and activities are acceptable for your date: Um...I cant think of any right now. Rule 3: Please remember that earrings are intended for your ears only. Rule 4: If you would like to hang out with my son, you will have to put up with me. I am out on a weekend pass and I am unsure of what I will do or say next. Rule 5: My son cannot use my minivan to drive you to a mall. The van is already booked that year. Rule 6: Please do not touch my son. Do not lean against him unless you are falling over and are in danger of injuring yourself or plunging off a cliff. Do not even pull lint from his ear. I have been trying to do this for years and he will not let me. He can do this himself. Rule 7: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for girls your age to wear Britney Spears T-shirts that do not reach their low-slung pants or necklines that sink lower than the Dow Jones Industrial Average. My wife and I have discussed this, and, since we want to be fair and open-minded about it, you are free to show up in such attire, however, my wife will affix your clothing properly to your body with a glue gun. Rule 8: Above all else, please remember that weve been praying for this boy since before God gave him breath, and we will continue to. If youre the one, weve been praying for you, too. When and if he chooses a Godly girl, we will be happier than Mr. and Mrs. Turtle when they finally exited the ark. Until then well keep praying that both of you will pursue Jesus first, and watch everything else fall into place. P.S.: If you are a teenage girl who has read this and still has a smile on your face, go ahead and call. Our number is 1-800-321. If you somehow get through, just remember that your call may be monitored by our Customer Service Department.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 03:29:24 +0000
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