The Aluders were unable to concieve children and we decided to use a surrogate father to start our family. On the very day the surrogate father arrive, I kissed my wife and told her, Im off. The man will should be here soon. Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, madam. Ive come to... Oh, no need to explain. Ive been expecting you, Mrs. Aluder cut in. Really? the photographer asked. Well, good. Ive made a specifiality of babbies. Thats what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat! after a moment of silence she asked blushing, Well, where do we start? Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, on on the couch, and perharps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you really spead out. Birthtub, living room floor? No wonder it didnt work for Aluder and I. Well, Madam, none of us can guarantee a good one everytime. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, Im sure you will be pleased with the results. My, thats a lot of.... gasped Mrs. Aluder. Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. Id love to be in and out in five minutes, but youd be disappointed with that,Im sure. Dont I know it, Mrs. Aluder said quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a potifolio of his baby pictures. This was done on the top of a bus in downtown. Oh my God! Mrs. Aluder exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. And these twins turned out expectionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with. She was difficult? Asked Mrs. Aluder. Yes, Im a fraid so. I finally had to take her to park to get the job done right. People were crowding, around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look. Four and five deep? Asked Mrs. Aluder, eyes widened in amazement. Yes, the photographer said. And for more than three hours the mothe was constantly squealing and yelling. I could finally soncentrate when the darkness approached and I bagan to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in. Mrs. Aluder leaned foward. You mean squirrels actually chewed on your um....equipment? Thats right. Well, madam, if you are ready, Ill set up my tripod so we can get to work. Tripod???? Oh yes, Ive to use a tripod to rest on my canon on. Its much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ..... Good Lord, shes fainted!!!!!! ! ! !
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 10:19:17 +0000
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