The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant womans pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nellys passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty students idea worked for the college professors. She was proudly driving her pubic beetle until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nellys car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her cars hood. Heres a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it. I didnt know Beetles had such a large muff - ler . . . I guess this little compact bug can rightfully be nick-named the Quinny-Minnie. You dont suppose the other drivers were driving along going, Twat was that?? And was she charged with pubic indecency? Its a good thing she was picked up by the fuzz . . . Since this cracks me up, Ill stop the wisecracks now. So snatch this one up and forward it . . .
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 21:31:53 +0000
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