The Centers For Disease Control announced today that they have advised Republican politicians to give up wearing tight underwear and make the switch to boxers. Dr. Harold Zinnick announced today that after an exhaustive research study they’ve come to the conclusion that tight underwear is adversely affecting the functionality of Republican brains. “We’ve found that this is such a serious epidemic it could harm the national security of the United States. We’ve done a case study with all the male hosts of Fox News, and the majority of Republican politicians around the country and the evidence is undeniable. Tight underwear restricts the flow of blood and oxygen to the brain that can result in paranoid schizophrenia
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 01:56:03 +0000
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